12-13-2005, 8:56 P.M. EST:

I'm done here. Have fun.

8-4-2005, 9:46 P.M. EST:

Well, it's been a while. Things have changed, but they've since returned back to the way they were. And I'm doing more with this site to express my newly discovered talents.

10-10-2004, 4:21 P.M. EST:

I'm back again. This time I'm actually doing something to the site while I'm online.

9-15-2004, 9:56 P.M. EST:

Man, it's been a while. Writing has always been stronger than updating for me. There might be a quotes page soon, as some of my teachers and friends this year are really freaking hilarious. Oh, and maybe a more religion-oriented page as well. I'm a member of two Christian youth groups at college, and could be considered something near (but not quite) a "Jesus freak."

8-25-2004, 7:16 A.M. EST:

I haven't been watching the Olympics. They won't allow any of the cool ideas.

8-6-2004, 7:16 A.M. EST:

This internet freak will be going on vacation from both home and computer until Monday. Just in case anyone out there cares.

7-21-2004, 10:11 P.M. EST:

I wrote a political essay based on Fahrenheit 9/11. It can be found here.

7-12-2004, 8:59 P.M. EST:

I added a section for jokes.

7-12-2004, 10:29 A.M. EST:

It has come to my attention that the Bushies are warning us of another terrorist attack. I don't see the problem. All they had to do was launch an ad campaign:

7-12-2004, 9:40 A.M. EST:

The site's in full swing now! I just added my favorite Demotivators poster.

7-11-2004, 9:36 A.M. EST:

I've got the hang of this now. The site is gearing up to be a memorable one. Chances are that I'll run out of bandwidth before I run out of ideas.

7-7-2004, 2:23 A.M. EST:

I might actually know what I'm doing now. Learned it in a few minutes.

7-7-2004, 2:15 A.M. EST:

This is Uncensored Website Madness, offspring of Uncensored Blog Madness. Fighting censorship since Al Gore invented the internet. You'll get more stuff here when I figure out how to use the darn thing.